Run Support Team

I have officially retired from running half marathons. I only ever wanted to do one; somehow I managed to complete five. But that’s it, all over. No more half marathons. Rob has officially retired from saying he’s going to run half marathons. He’s promised to do five; somehow he’s managed to complete none. But that’s…

Becoming an Expert

First published 2015

Conspiracy Theory

…the only reason I’m caught up in this madness is because of the lunatics I’ve surrounded myself with.

It’s so not us

It’s not us that’s the problem. It’s him.

Diary of an 8 Week Challenge

I’ve worked SO DAMN hard for almost two whole weeks to increase muscle and lower my body fat

Death by Kettlebell

Of all of the spectacularly self-sabotaging, irresponsible things I could have said, this would have to top the list.

Gold Coast half marathon – the executive summary

It is the journey, not the destination, that matters

Running three, Angela nil

I had finally become a runner, through nothing more than the power of thinking about running and buying some nice running tights.

Short but sweet

…more glam theatrics than a permed, stonewashed 80s concert.

A little help over here, please?

….by this time I was desperate, desperate, to get off that machine.

The Entourage

First published on Search4Hurt July 2015

Poking the bear

We’ve got your back, Daz.

Holiday Newsletter

……what started as a beautifully crafted penis ended up as a lopsided, scrawny chicken laying a single testicle egg.

Ambushed

So, here’s how it went down.

Dysfunctional movement

I find it harder to get out of a beanbag than I do to climb a six metre rope.

Unsuspecting Victim

A Guest Post by Rob

The path to good health

I was standing in the kitchen juggling the slippery fungus when the Boyfriend walked in.

Queenslander!

There was yelling, there was swearing, there was pointing and shouting, thrusting of arms into the air when we were ahead, burying of head into a cushion when the others scored against us.

A May Challenge

In the space of ten minutes Rob threatened to both trip me up and push me in the river. Then he called me an old lady. Indeed.

V-JJ Friday

Tomorrow is Vagina Friday.