I have officially retired from running half marathons. I only ever wanted to do one; somehow I managed to complete five. But that’s it, all over. No more half marathons. Rob has officially retired from saying he’s going to run half marathons. He’s promised to do five; somehow he’s managed to complete none. But that’s…
Category: Fitness Adventures
Four rounds to go
….suffice to say this particular Friday was the worst of all the sessions, involving the hardest of all the exercises.
Becoming an Expert
First published 2015
Conspiracy Theory
…the only reason I’m caught up in this madness is because of the lunatics I’ve surrounded myself with.
It’s so not us
It’s not us that’s the problem. It’s him.
Diary of an 8 Week Challenge
I’ve worked SO DAMN hard for almost two whole weeks to increase muscle and lower my body fat
Death by Kettlebell
Of all of the spectacularly self-sabotaging, irresponsible things I could have said, this would have to top the list.
Gold Coast half marathon – the executive summary
It is the journey, not the destination, that matters
Running three, Angela nil
I had finally become a runner, through nothing more than the power of thinking about running and buying some nice running tights.
Short but sweet
…more glam theatrics than a permed, stonewashed 80s concert.
A little help over here, please?
….by this time I was desperate, desperate, to get off that machine.
The Entourage
First published on Search4Hurt July 2015
Holiday Newsletter
……what started as a beautifully crafted penis ended up as a lopsided, scrawny chicken laying a single testicle egg.
Ambushed
So, here’s how it went down.
Dysfunctional movement
I find it harder to get out of a beanbag than I do to climb a six metre rope.
Unsuspecting Victim
A Guest Post by Rob
The path to good health
I was standing in the kitchen juggling the slippery fungus when the Boyfriend walked in.
Queenslander!
There was yelling, there was swearing, there was pointing and shouting, thrusting of arms into the air when we were ahead, burying of head into a cushion when the others scored against us.
A May Challenge
In the space of ten minutes Rob threatened to both trip me up and push me in the river. Then he called me an old lady. Indeed.
V-JJ Friday
Tomorrow is Vagina Friday.